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Oregon To Clone Payton Pritchard To Fill Open Roster Spots

Following the departure of their seventh player this offseason, the University of Oregon has decided to clone point guard Payton Pritchard multiple times in order to fill out their mens basketball roster for next season. Since their Final Four loss to North Carolina, Oregon have seen three players leave early for the NBA, two seniors… read more »

Eastern State Hospital Asking For Public Assistance In Locating LaVar Ball

Eastern State Hospital in Medical Lake, WA is asking for the public’s assistance in locating former Washington State Cougars basketball player LaVar Ball. Ball, who was committed to the psychiatric hospital two years ago, went missing from the facility Friday night. The hospital has asked the public to help look for Ball as they say he… read more »

Aggressive Love Making Disrupts NFL Regular Season Schedule Release

Last night during the release of the NFL regular season schedule, the sounds of aggressive love making disrupted the processions momentarily on live TV. The NFL regular season schedule, which was announced on the NFL Network last night at 5pm, was shortly interrupted when the sounds of aggressive love making were picked up by the… read more »

AEG And OVG Unveil Mercer Arena Renovation Plans – Sportsverse

AEG and the Oak View Group have officially unveiled their renovation plans for Seattle’s Mercer Arena to the public. The two investment groups, which have extensive ties in the pro sports world, believe that a renovated Mercer Arena would be the most ideal situation for the future of the Sonics and a NHL team in… read more »

Vancouver Canucks Relieve Fin The Whale Of His Duties – Sportsverse

Vancouver Canucks General Manager Jim Benning announced today that Fin The Whale was relieved of his duties as head mascot. The firing of Fin comes on the heels of a 69-point season for the Canucks that was largely attributed to Fin’s performance as head mascot. “We made a very difficult decision to relieve Fin The Whale of… read more »

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