Team Name: Stockton Ports

Alter Ego: Stockton Bankruptcies

League: California League

True Rival: Modesto Nuts, Aftermath of the recession

Hometown: Stockton, California

Where Not To Stay When Visiting From Out Of Town: Any building that has a foreclosure sign on it

Home Venue: Banner Island Ballpark…wait…Stockton Ballpark – 5,200

Nearest Bar To Pre-Game At: Delta Bistro & Lounge – 0.2 miles

Best Player Name: J.P. Sportman

Worst Player Name: Lou Trivino (I’m more of a fan of Jak Nicolas)

Chances In A Nickname War: Better than coming back from the recession…so 2%

Likelihood They Will Retweet This Story: What do you think?

Interesting Fact: Stockton was the subject of an episode of CNN’s Inside Man with Morgan Spurlock regarding the city’s recent bankruptcy woes.