Now that he’s 8-8 on the season, will Mark break is 50/50 streak and be in the red or the green for the first time this season? Or will he be a pacifist and just stay on the fence for another week? How the hell should I know? If I knew how Mark was going to do with his picks for Sunday’s upcoming games, I’d bet the farm on the ones he got right and retire to a nice penthouse in Seattle (or maybe Vancouver). Heck, I could afford both if I bet the farm. Here’s to a hopeful future I probably will never have.

…Anyways, tune in for his 2015 NFL Week 3 selections.