MLS:

Vancouver Whitecaps 0-0 Los Angeles Galaxy

Oh great, nothing happened. I woke up from my “passing out” for this? 

NWSL:

Portland Thorns FC 1-3 Seattle Reign FC

In their respective return from the Olympics break, Seattle upend Portland in a derby match that was played 4-5 hours too early.

MLB:

Seattle Mariners 3-9 Chicago White Sox

Mariners fall early and are unable to recover.

PCL:

Tacoma Rainiers 7-8 Reno Aces

Tacoma drop their 4h game in-a-row to Reno; at risk of being swept in tomorrow’s game.

NWL:

Vancouver Canadians 1-10 Everett Aquasox

Boise Hawks 1-7 Hillsboro Hops

Eugene Emeralds 14-9 Salem-Keizer Volcanoes

Tri-City Dust Devils 9-3 Spokane Indians

Everett decide to beat Vancouver in a blowout that Spor Repo had originally planned to cover in-person. Oh well…

USL:

Vancouver Whitecaps 2 0-0 Sacramento Republic

Listen, if the Vancouver teams were going to take the night off, they should’ve called first. I thought we were buds.