Team Name: Los Angeles Temptation

Alter Ego: Ontario Reign, Rancho Cucamonga Quakes, any other sports team located in the Inland Empire you’d willingly tell your girlfriend you are going to go watch with your buds

League: Legends Football League (LFL)

True Rivals: Wives, Girlfriends, Mothers, Daughters

Hometown: Los Angeles/Ontario, California

Where Not To Stay When Visiting From Out Of Town: Los Angeles = Downtown, Along Santa Monica Blvd, Along I-110 south of downtown, Any neighborhood mentioned in a N.W.A. song / Ontario = A tiny stretch of road in downtown Rancho Cucamonga along Foothill Blvd

Home Venue: Los Angeles Coliseum –  93,607 & Citizens Business Bank Arena – 9,736

Nearest Bar To Pre-Game At: Los Angeles = The Lab Gastropub – 0.4 miles / Ontario = Applebee’s – 0.5 miles

Best Player Name: Kimberly Chase (at least she’ll never forget what her job on defense is to do)

Worst Player Name: Naja Christmas (hey, Christmas comes only once a year so don’t try and change that Naja)

Chances In A Nickname War: Good considering the league they are in. Was Grass Dew not intimidating enough for you Seattle? Is that why you went with the Seattle Mist instead?

Likelihood They Will Retweet This Story: Considering my luck with women during my 22 years on Earth, I’d say 2.78%

Interesting Fact: The Los Angeles Temptation and Legends Football League are leading innovators when it comes to outfitting football players with new, futuristic, gear and uniforms that I assume better equip and protect players than the uniforms used in the NFL with the added advantage of extra maneuverability. Either that or Los Angeles Temptation are the answer to the question “What would happen if frat bros invented a sport that didn’t involve consuming some form of alcohol?”