Team Name: Lone Star Brahmas
Alter Ego: Fort Worth Brahmas Reborn, West Dallas Brahmas, The Purple Bulls
League: North American Hockey League (NAHL)
True Rivals: Wichita Falls Cougars, high school football, convincing people ice can exist in Texas
Hometown: North Richard Hills, Texas
Where Not To Stay When Visiting From Out Of Town: Arlington (unless you want to be inducted into the cult of Jerry Jones), Irving (I hear they’re afraid of clocks there)
Home Venue: NYTEX Sports Center- 2,400
Nearest Bar To Pre-Game At: Zuroma Bar & Grill – 0.0 miles
Best Player Name: Joseph Fallon (Jimmy Fallon’s hockey-playing second cousin)
Worst Player Name: Dalton Skelly (when you can’t decide if you want your last name to be “Scary” or “Skeleton”, just settle in the middle)
Likelihood They Will Retweet This Story: My mother went to Texas Christian University so I’ll go with 2% for Trevone Boykin.
Interesting Fact: Brahma is the God of Creation in Hinduism. So, not only are the Lone Star Brahmas the favorite team of the Hindu faith, the team is basically made up of a bunch of gods. How the Brahmas are not dominating in the NHL we have no idea. Maybe it’s the choice of a bull as the mascot for the team. Cattle are kind of a sacred animal in Hinduism.