Kansas State Marching Band Now Rated NSFW

As a content producer, it is important to mark whether or not your content is not safe for work (NSFW) or not if you delve into controversial content. That is a simple rule you must respect. Imagine if every Disney character who fell victim to Rule 34 was not marked on the Internet as NSFW. Oh how Frozen could’ve been ruined for the young ones.

In today’s football game against South Dakota, the Kansas State marching band failed to label their performance as NSFW. In their marching routine, the band decided to take a jab at their rival Kansas (because losing to South Dakota State wasn’t bad enough). They did so by showing the Kansas Jayhawks mascot destroyed in the middle of the march.

Kansas State Marching Band

The NSFW label comes into play with what they used destroy the Jayhawk with. Labelled as the worst drawn Starship Enterprise in history, the Jayhawk had a rather phallic object thrusted into its mouth before the Jayhawk exploded.

The marching band has since taken to Twitter to apologize for anyone offended by their Starship Enterprise. However, they’ve yet to confirm if anyone in the band has even seen Star Trek.

I’m not up to speed regarding what academics Kansas State University specializes in but I imagine art isn’t one of their more prestigious majors.

Also, I understand the popular thing right now in comedy, especially amongst college students, is crude humor but let’s be a bit more wise about our use of the dick joke people. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

We need to preserve dick jokes for the next generation and we won’t be able to do that if we use up all of the good ideas in such a short amount of time. Otherwise, the dick joke might fall into the same category as fart humor and knock-knock jokes.

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