Seattle Mariners Announce Farting Awkwardly In Public Day For June 4th

The Seattle Mariners have announced they will be bringing back Farting Awkwardly In Public Day for their June 4th game versus the Tampa Bay Rays. This event will give Mariners fans the opportunity to combine two components of an active lifestyle – farting awkwardly in public and baseball.  Following the conclusion of the early afternoon game, fans… read more »

Seattle Mariners To Start Using Fidget Spinners During Games

Coming off an embarrassing three-game sweep at home, the Seattle Mariners will use fidget spinners during Tuesday’s game in an effort to improve their play. Battling a rash of injuries, the Mariners lost three straight games to the Chicago White Sox this past weekend. Not only did the Mariners suffer a sweep, the team was… read more »

BC Lions Sign Local Sea Lion To Rookie Contract

The BC Lions have announced the signing of a local sea lion Monday morning to a rookie contract following the release of a video that has since gone viral. Hubert Lion, who lives in Steveston, was caught on video Sunday demonstrating his tackling skills on a Chinese girl next to a dock near the Steveston Fisherman’s… read more »

LaVar Ball Rushed To Spokane Hospital After Choking On Own Bullshit

Former Washington State Cougars basketball player LaVar Ball has been rush to a Spokane hospital after reportedly choking on his own bullshit.  Ball, who has been a resident at Eastern State Hospital the past two years, was found in his room unconsciousness Friday morning after reportedly choking on an exorbitant amount of his own bullshit…. read more »

Seattle Mist Sign First Man In Legends Football League History

Ahead of their home opener Saturday, the Seattle Mist have broken new ground after signing the first even male in Legends Football League history.  With one win already under their garter belt, the Mist shored up their offense by going out and signing receiver Frank Tamagachi in free agency Thursday. Tamagachi, who played wide receiver at… read more »

Seattle Sounders Enquire About Trading For Richard Sherman To Bolster Defense

Following another dismal defensive performance this past weekend, the Seattle Sounders have enquired about trading for Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman. Seattle, who’ve been dealing with injuries along their backline, are in desperate need of some defensive stability. The enquiry comes after the Sounders have given up eight goals over their past three matches and… read more »

Seattle Thunderbirds Promoted To ECHL Following WHL Championship Win

The Seattle Thunderbirds have been promoted to the East Coast Hockey League after defeating the Regina Pats for the WHL Championship Sunday night.  Seattle, who made it to last year’s WHL Championship series before losing to the Brandon Wheat Kings, defeated Regina in last night’s Game 6 to take the series 4-2. The Thunderbirds came… read more »

Mike Leach Spotted Cliff Diving In The Nude In Jamaica

Washington States Cougars head football coach Mike Leach was spotted cliff diving without any clothes on in Jamaica yesterday according to eyewitness reports. With Washington State’s spring football season in the wraps, Leach is currently away from the program in an effort to relax before summer workouts begin. Leach’s whereabouts were previously unknown until a… read more »