Spor Repor Will Be Going On Hiatus

After much consideration, I have decided to put Spor Repor on hiatus for the foreseeable future. This action was taken in order for me to deal with certain personal matters that have arisen over the past few days and weeks. I don’t take this decision lightly and have done all that I can, up until… read more »

Group Asks Eugene Emeralds To Change Their Name To Something Less Segregative

Following the footsteps of CBAG, PNWEC and WADAC, a Eugene-area advocacy group has issued a statement calling for the Eugene Emeralds to change their name.  The Eugene chapter of the American Gems Alliance has called on the Emeralds baseball organization to change their nickname on the grounds that it is disparaging to the underrepresented emerald community. “We asked… read more »

Damian Lillard To Collaborate With Jake Paul On His Next Rap Album

Portland Trail Blazers point guard and rapper Damian Lillard has announced he will collaborate with up-and-coming mega rap superstar Jake Paul on his next album. With Portland’s early departure from the NBA playoffs, Lillard is already well-into writing lyrics for his next rap album which he hopes to have done in time for the next… read more »

University of Oregon Places $50k Stud Fees On Female Track Team Members

The University of Oregon have announced Monday that, following the completion of their triple crown (cross country, indoor track, outdoor track) this past weekend, the university has placed a $50k stud fee on every single member of the school’s female track team.  In an effort to help boost the university’s income on top of a… read more »

We Gave A Twitter Audit To 34 Cascadia Sports Teams

Inspired by the recent Twitter auditing trend in the political world, we at Spor Repor decided to give 34 Cascadia sports teams the Twitter audit treatment. While an audit could involve numerous things, we are solely looking at each of these team’s Real-to-Fake follower ratio. With the potential for high follower counts being faked using… read more »

Father Still Traumatized His Son Can’t Throw A Baseball

While families across Cascadia celebrated Memorial Day weekend with outdoor barbecues and weekend excursions, one white suburban father was once again reminded of the trauma he feels knowing his son can’t throw a baseball. Logan Miller of Lake Oswego discovered four years ago that when his son Hunter tried out for the local tee ball league… read more »

Portland Seems Quite Alright Without The Portland Beavers

This year marks the seventh season since the Portland Beavers departed for Tucson. Along with 1994, these past seven years have been the only years Portland hasn’t had a professional baseball team since 1899. The citizens seem quite alright with that fact these days. Portland has always been a bit of a curmudgeon when it… read more »