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Florida Fusion…I Mean Team Hall MLFB Draft Recap

With the MLFB draft come and gone (yeah bros, it seriously has), the eight MLFB teams that have yet to be named but totally have because the USPTO says so have filled a 69-man (…bro) roster for the upcoming inaugural season that they promise will totally take place. I know I might sound mean bros… read more »

Northwest Empire…I Mean Team Miller MLFB Draft Recap

With the MLFB draft come and gone (yeah bros, it seriously has), the eight MLFB teams that have yet to be named but totally have because the USPTO says so have filled a 69-man (…bro) roster for the upcoming inaugural season that they promise will totally take place. I know I might sound mean bros… read more »

Alabama Airborne…I Mean Team Cottrell MLFB Draft Recap

With the MLFB draft come and gone (yeah bros, it seriously has), the eight MLFB teams that have yet to be named but totally have because the USPTO says so have filled a 69-man (…bro) roster for the upcoming inaugural season that they promise will totally take place. I know I might sound mean bros… read more »

Ohio Union…I Mean Team Kirksey MLFB Draft Recap

With the MLFB draft come and gone (yeah bros, it seriously has), the eight MLFB teams that have yet to be named but totally have because the USPTO says so have filled a 69-man (…bro) roster for the upcoming inaugural season that they promise will totally take place. I know I might sound mean bros… read more »

MLFB In Big Trouble; Fail To Receive 20 Million Dollar Investment

Sup bros. So bros, remember when I joked about how Major League Football might be in a race with the North American Football League to see which spring football league kicking off in 2016 could last past 2016? Well, just a week after the MLFB held their multi-day draft with little to zero press (seriously bros, I… read more »

Major League Football’s Priority Season Ticket Reward List Is Hilarious

Sup bros. So, earlier today I was looking at Major League Football’s website after the league announced that free agency had ended with each team announcing their new crop of marks…I mean recruits. Other than former LSU quarterback Jordan Jefferson and a few role players from a major programs, there isn’t much to discuss regarding the new signings (no… read more »

Spokane Shock To Guest Star In Ashton Kutcher’s New Netflix Show

I love it when parts of Washington state not named Seattle make it into mainstream movies and television shows. Twin Peaks took place in Roslyn. The Twilight series was set on the Olympic Peninsula. Even Nickelodeon let iCarly insult Yakima for entire episode after being told she had to move there. That’s how you make the… read more »

Eugene To Host Inter Milan vs PSG Friendly Because Why The Hell Not

Seriously, what the heck is going on in Eugene, Oregon these days. First, they’re reportedly in the running to land one of the eight franchises in the newly formed Major League Football that’s supposed to start this spring but the league has neither announced the schedule or the teams even though we’re already into spring…. read more »

Brandon Browner Signs With Seahawks To Form Electric Boomaloo

Former Seahawks cornerback Brandon Browner has signed a 1-year contract with Seattle in an effort to get the Legion of Boom back together. Browner rejoins Thomas, Sherman, and Chancellor in the Seahawks secondary after being away the past two seasons with one-year stints in New England and New Orleans. However, since this will be the… read more »

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