December 2015 - Page 6 of 6 - Spor Repor

Emergency Satire Bunker – Spor Repor Comics

For those wondering where I go whenever Spor Repor does something satirically controversial, I hide in Spor Repor’s official emergency satire bunker. It comes with two large TVs, a comfy place to sit, and zero sunlight. So in other words, I modeled it after the Spor Repor offices.

Toledo Walleye – Better Know A Team

Team Name: Toledo Walleye Alter Ego: T-Town Walleye, Toledo Fishes League: East Coast Hockey League (ECHL) True Rivals: Fort Wayne Komets, ECHL conference aligners (apparently Kalamazoo, MI is east of Fort Wayne, IN), becoming apart of Michigan any day now Hometown: Toledo, Ohio Home Venue: Huntington Center – 8,200 Nearest Bar To Pre-Game At: Ice Restaurant and Bar – 200 feet… read more »

Nickname Wars: XFL (Xtreme Football League) Part 1

It was nine long months ago. Spor Repor had taken on the herculean task of doing a Nickname Wars for the entire NCAA Basketball Championship and NIT Championship bracket as they happened. How many match-ups is that you might ask? Well, let’s just say I should’ve asked myself that same question before I ventured on… read more »

FC Tucson – Better Know A Team

Team Name: FC Tucson Alter Ego: Tucson Football Club, FC Cacti, Baseball Replacements FC League: Premier Development League (PDL) True Rivals: Albuquerque Sol FC, University of Arizona, The sun Hometown: Tucson, AZ Where Not To Stay When Visiting From Out Of Town: Near the University of Arizona campus for fear of being accidentally accepted to their college (they…they really don’t… read more »

Grand Rapids Drive – Better Know A Team

Team Name: Grand Rapids Drive Alter Ego: Walker Drive, West Michigan Drive, Grand Rapids Street League: NBA Development League (NBDL) True Rivals: Fort Wayne Mad Ants, NCAA, Van Andel Arena operators Hometown: Walker, MI Where Not To Stay When Visiting From Out Of Town: Any hotel that does not advertise central heat in the rooms. These games take place in Michigan… read more »